[Zelos wasn't really one to do favors for people, but part of the job of being Tethe'alla's former chosen was now doing fetch quests and hey what better guy to go to this ~haunted house~ place than the dude with wings?]
[It didn't scare him, really, he had enough of a head on his shoulders to know that ghosts weren't real, but it was a giant pain.]
Yeah, right? Can you believe how gullible some people are?
[Wait a second, he'd just heard a voice. A very clear voice. This had to be payback for something he did somewhere, some time ago.]
Ha ha, very funny. Whoever's out there, you can call off this lame attempt to be spooky or whatever.
[No comment from Zelos on that first line; he's too busy scanning the room for any potential hiding spots. Somebody's messing with him, but like hell he's gonna let on how good they are at it.]
Yeah yeah, you're right. I am one of those; that poor gullible schmuck who can't see through a few cheap tricks.
[He sees that vase wobble. He's not convinced yet.]
How rude. I'm definitely into fancy tricks. [ ... Zaveid that wasn't what the redhead had been saying at all.
Ah, but he can't actually touch the guy's back. There's too much hair in the way, and as the proud bearer of a lot of hair as well, he's not gunna mess with him that much.
... But there, the breeze goes along the back of his neck anyway, while Zaveid laughs and takes a couple steps back.
Okay, so this is a bit fun. Why didn't he go looking for partial resonance humans before? ]
Zelos Zaveid has worn your outfit and no one noticed anything different...
It can't actually be abandoned if its this easy to get to, right?
Sorry Zelos, whoever you are, Zaveid is an asshole and announces he's nearby with- ]
So people actually think houses can eat them.
[ From.. pretty much a few paces behind him. Yep. Also Zaveid, there are maneating beds in Legendia shut up- ]
They just didn't comment on it because they were too blown away by his style.
[It didn't scare him, really, he had enough of a head on his shoulders to know that ghosts weren't real, but it was a giant pain.]
Yeah, right? Can you believe how gullible some people are?
[Wait a second, he'd just heard a voice. A very clear voice. This had to be payback for something he did somewhere, some time ago.]
Ha ha, very funny. Whoever's out there, you can call off this lame attempt to be spooky or whatever.
Too fabulous
On the other hand. What did the guy mean, whoever's out there? He's right here! Zaveid takes a few steps and studies the guy's face.
Oh? Oho~ ]
Ooooh. You're one of those. [ Whatever that means, Zaveid flicks a breeze down the hall. Maybe an ancient vase wobbles. ]
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Yeah yeah, you're right. I am one of those; that poor gullible schmuck who can't see through a few cheap tricks.
[He sees that vase wobble. He's not convinced yet.]
And I'm sooooo scared.
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Ah, but he can't actually touch the guy's back. There's too much hair in the way, and as the proud bearer of a lot of hair as well, he's not gunna mess with him that much.
... But there, the breeze goes along the back of his neck anyway, while Zaveid laughs and takes a couple steps back.
Okay, so this is a bit fun. Why didn't he go looking for partial resonance humans before? ]
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[Zelos wasn't stupid; he knew somebody was messing with him. Sure, maybe somebody else would've fallen prey by now, but not him.]
[There was no way he was buying that he was being hit on by a ghost.]
[And that gust of wind was totally some troll casting a spell.]
[...Probably.]
Well, you're gonna have to get a lot fancier if you wanna stump the Great Zelos Wilder.